Colizo's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bailarín Pirata]

Wait...

When I first heard this song, I thought "Oh, maybe finally Thomas can actually stick to a genre (not techno) but still make it shitty?" I was wrong. After 20 seconds you went straight to techno and killed the little respect I had for you

[Temple of Time Indietro]

You should reverse time

To a time when you never wrote any songs

[Random Encounters {HYB}]

Generic

You've delivered just what I would expect from you. A generic, extremely fast paced piano song based on Final Fantasy. Utter shit

[EmoRange]

You're so cool

How can i be as cool as you? 5min with a hangover? Seriously? 0. I literally shat out my mouth.

[An Upbeat Downbeat]

Right

What can I say? Stop sitting with your finger up your arse and actually try next time. Seriously it sounds like you just stuck random shit together.

[Plasma Variable]

The same shit

Exactly the same as your other song, just with some shitty farting sound added part way through

[V-2]

Way too much going on.

Sounds like you're taking a violent shit or something. You know, I'm pretty sure techno doesn't need to be in any key.

[V? {HYB}]

Another shit song by the shittest "musician" on NG

What the hell have you done, it starts out slow and shitty with no rhythm and then it builds up to a shitty techno whatever-you-call-it. Seriously it's shit. The C major scale isn't used 90% of the time you idiot.

[Heavy Breathing {HYB}]

I didn't realize

that an orchestra consisted of a computer.

[Tangent1]

Oh My God

It is better than sex